Thursday, March 13, 2008

I'm sure all of you have seen this story by now. There are few things that render me speechless, but, I have to say, this did it.
So first off, the story says this took place in a mobile home, and I've never seen a mobile home with more than one bathroom, so I want to know: Where was he doing his business after his girlfriend took up residence in the john?
One report I read quoted someone from the police or hospital as saying they weren't sure yet if there were psychological issues that prompted her to do this. Hello?!? My medical expertise comes mainly from watching "E.R." and "House", but I feel pretty safe in saying that perhaps the lights are on, but nobody's home with this chick.
And from the boyfriend:
"She is an adult; she made her own decision," said her boyfriend, Kory McFarren. "I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it."
You will recall that in the past, I've said life with my husband is sometimes like being married to Elmer Fudd, but COME ON, MAN!?! "But after a while, you kind of get used to it." At least I can rest easy in the fact that my husband isn't THIS stupid.
I'm not sure what part of the story is sadder (more sad?) - the obvious issues this woman has that sent her to live in the can for two years, or the fact that her boyfriend was too stupid to do anything about it before now. It's cruel to say, but let's hope they haven't procreated.


Lori said...

I've heard about this. It would seem to me that the boyfriend would have been much more concerned, too. He definately would have had to have been bringing her food to her, and serving her while she was sitting on the john, to boot. Very, very strange. I agree with you. while it isn't a very nice thing to say, let's hope that they have not bred. We know nothing's happened for at least 2 years, but who knows what happened before.

Oh, yes, some mobile homes *do* have two bathrooms.

Twyla said...

I heard this story too, and I honestly don't understand it. How in the world can a person get stuck to the toilet seat??? It boggles my mind.

Teresa Paulina said...

yeah, I've heard about it... and I don't believe either of their little choo choos travel on the track... or maybe their elevators don't travel to the top floors... the lights are on and no ones at home... the wheels are turning but the hamsters are dead...

if I ever get that bad ruth... shoot me.