If we'd let him, the boy would eat sour cream off a spoon. He's decided it's the same thing as ice cream.

Is that weird? That's a little weird, isn't it?

Words fail me...

Stallone: HGH use is 'nothing'

It's bad enough that his career is SO down the toilet that his only option is to remake all of his old movies. What really makes me shake my head is that in 10 years, he thinks testosterone will be on the shelf next to Tylenol.

I feel so completely uninspired right now. How sad is that?

I have seen everything...

I'm pulling out the knitting again. After cleaning out my bedroom closet the other day, I realized I have a yarn stash, but that's another story.

So I've been trolling the internet for free knitting patterns, and today I came across

THIS

I have now, I'm pretty sure, seen everything.

It was very hard to come back into the office on Tuesday, after being out sick and then working from home for a few days.

I'm either dying, or I have a stomach virus... the jury is still out on this. I have hardly moved from my couch since coming home early from work yesterday afternoon. Thank heavens for the DVR.



Some teenagers a few houses down have apparently decided to start a band. I listened to 'Crazy Train' for about 3 hours this afternoon.



Help.

Happy Birthday to my boy!!!

01-06-04

7:02pm

8lbs 9oz

20 1/2 inches

24 hours of labor

1 1/2 hours of pushing

priceless

Fave Foto Friday

For Pax's Fave Foto Friday round-up... Outside an outdoor watersports shop near my house. I think the one to the right looks as if it's levitating.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the phone is completely gone. I was hoping that, after a few days to dry out, it would start working again. No dice. Time to start looking for a new phone.

Crappity-crap!

But, as a bonus, I think I've irritated Right-Wing Conservative Girl (henceforth RWCG) to the point of not speaking to me, at least for a while. Sometimes she calls me on the cell, outside the office. As such, I made a point of telling her yesterday that my phone was out of commission. When she asked me, however, what exactly happened that resulted in my phone going into the water (no, I didn't tell her it was a pee-filled toilet), I simply said that it was a long story not worth retelling.

She's barely spoken to me since.

Warning: This may be T.M.I...............

Well 2008 is certainly starting off with a bang.

I was up at about 6am to go to the bathroom. I figured I'd be in there for a few minutes, if you know what I mean, so I grabbed my cell phone for a game of Tetris, to pass the time.

Here's the T.M.I. ...

Because our house is small and our plumbing is loud, quite often if someone is up during the night for a... number 1, the toilet is left unflushed until the next morning, so that those still asleep aren't woken up by the deafening swishing and swirling, and subsequent refilling of the tank.

Don't judge me. You do it, too. You know you have.

So, yes, I'm sure by now you can guess where the phone ended up going. Because that's the way things in my life happen. It is sanitized and dry now (as is my left hand), but the damn thing won't turn on.

Aces.